Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to...
These posts are sometimes silly. Other times they are quite serious. All of them are designed to stretch reality a bit. I have been out and about and have friends of friends tell me how much they look forward to the posts. Of course, they say they perform the tasks. I have to confess that I don't do all of them.
Today's left me with a sense of cognitive dissonance and wonder. So, for your enjoyment, here it is:
Give this one a try and if you like, let me know how it goes in the comments section.